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The Philosopher's Song
(Monty Python)
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who was very rarely stable.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who could think you under the table.
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
David Hume could out-consume
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
"I drink, therefore I am"
@philosophy
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
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