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GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
Your piece-of-pork,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can slip it in your sock.
Or they will stick you in the dock,
But don't take it out in public
And you won't come back.
CMCALONEY@mta.ca
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